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Coffee/Yoga/MMJ/Restaurant Ring Uncovered
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. A recent study of the most popular establishments in Boulder revealed an insidious link between the four factions consuming the most retail space. Boulder Detective Joe [...]
Vegan Shuts Down Barbeque
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. Ardent vegan and raw food proponent Shambala-Ayamsheekla Walla-Walla (nee: Judith Murphy) totally put a damper on the Sunday afternoon barbeque of coworkers Art and Debbie [...]
Clean Coal Secrets Revealed
Clean coal ingredient This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. Documents uncovered in a Freedom of Information Act request have revealed that, just months before his death, Soylent Energy Corporation [...]
Boulderites Almost Get Something Done
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. After considerable discussion about the pros and cons of recycling, a Boulder neighborhood association almost decided to use compostable plates at this summer’s pot [...]
New Boulder Cookbook: “Never Mind, I’m Not Hungry”
Boulder author and locally renowned dietary watchdog Debra DePrived has just published a new gluten-free, dairy-free, meat-free, sugar-free, fat-free, egg-free, alcohol-free, flavor-free collection of recipes by Boulder’s most hyper-involved [...]
Bandshell Odors Explained
Recent satellite footage from NOAA confirms that the Bandshell at Broadway and Canyon not only smells like a urinal, it looks like one, too – especially from outer space. Local scientists assert that the Bandshell really does stand out, even on [...]
