Citing friction and hard feelings, a Boulder couple says the homeless should just invite them over to their houses for dinner and some nice wine. “That’s what other people do to build friendship,” said North Boulder resident Leslie James. “Why won’t the homeless do that?” James’s husband Winslow nodded, chiming in, “Or maybe grill in their back yards and use the hot tub?”
This post originally appeared in the 2016 April Fool’s issue of the Blue Line.