This post originally appeared in the Blue Line’s 2012 April Fool’s issue.

In a surprise move today the Boulder County GOP announced that it was “disbanding and ceasing operations” citing “people just aren’t buying it anymore.” When contacted for comments, local conservative bloggers had only scatalogical remarks and body noises to offer. Officials in the Boulder County Democratic Party expressed dismay but assured our reporter that elections would still occur and Democratic candidates would continue winning.

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