Posts Tagged ‘april fools’
Coffee/Yoga/MMJ/Restaurant Ring Uncovered
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. A recent study of the most popular establishments in Boulder revealed an insidious link between the four factions consuming the most retail space. Boulder Detective Joe [...]
CU Builds First LEED Platinum Parking Lot
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. Surface parking lots are fast becoming a thing of the past. In an effort to preserve a little slice of yesteryear and pay homage to the automobile, the University of [...]
Rush Limbaugh to Speak at Conference on World Affairs
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. The City of Boulder and the University of Colorado, Boulder are pleased to announce that Rush Limbaugh, well-known talk show host, will speak at the 64th annual Conference [...]
Vegan Shuts Down Barbeque
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. Ardent vegan and raw food proponent Shambala-Ayamsheekla Walla-Walla (nee: Judith Murphy) totally put a damper on the Sunday afternoon barbeque of coworkers Art and Debbie [...]
Boulder County GOP Packs It In
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. In a surprise move today the Boulder County GOP announced that it was "disbanding and ceasing operations" citing "people just aren't buying it anymore." When contacted for [...]
CWA Swings Right
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. Jim Palmer, Director of the Conference on World Affairs, announced today that the forty seventh debate between the four Republican presidential hopefuls will get this [...]
Clean Coal Secrets Revealed
Clean coal ingredient This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. Documents uncovered in a Freedom of Information Act request have revealed that, just months before his death, Soylent Energy Corporation [...]
Boulderites Almost Get Something Done
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. After considerable discussion about the pros and cons of recycling, a Boulder neighborhood association almost decided to use compostable plates at this summer’s pot [...]
Neighbors Protest Project for the Second Homeless
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. Downtown Boulder residents packed a standing-room-only City Council meeting last night to speak out against a proposed condominium complex for the chronically second [...]
Boulder Mayor Selection Method Modified
This post originally appeared in the Blue Line's 2012 April Fool's issue. The tempest from the most recent City of Boulder mayor selection has motivated the City Council to modify the process by which new mayors are picked. Traditionally, the [...]
