Posts Tagged ‘april fools’
Area Man Surprised By DNA Ancestry Results
photo by ibbl (from flickr creative commons https://flic.kr/p/bqwyzt) Daniel N. Arbuckle, a new adopter of the latest fad in genealogy, DNA testing, got some surprising results the other day. Mr. Arbuckle found a low-cost home test kit at [...]
Conversations with Ken, Part I
Ken L. Breeder, Chief Curator of Doggonit Daily Media interviews “Bigger Boulder” Spokesperson Ludovica S. Deludovich in the first of a series of interviews on “Values and Visioning for Boulder Valley” KLB: What brought you to [...]
Boulder Man Aging in Place at Vic’s
Long-time Boulder resident Steve Bennington has decided to age in place, specifically at Vic's coffee shop in north Boulder. "I've thought this through carefully and I have every intention of living out my senior years right here, in a chair on the [...]
Conflict Over Development Continues—43 Reported Dead
M*A*S*H unit west of 4th and Grape Skirmishes continued this week between the Suburbanist army and rebel Urbanists, as their ideological battle over competing ideals for Boulder’s urban design showed no signs of abating. Heavy shelling was [...]
City Officials: Muni FERC the Stranded Rate Capitalization Condemnation
photo by csessums (flickr creative commons) City of Boulder officials declared this week that muni FERC should bond stranded rate distribution system capitalization condemnation. In a news conference held at the Municipal Building, Heather [...]
Source of Noxious Gas at Casey MS Found
After months of investigation, testing and experimentation, workers have finally pinned down the source of the sulfuric smells plaguing Casey Middle School. In a memo to the Boulder Valley School District Board, Superintendent Messinger briefly [...]
OSMP to Expand Voice and Sight Program to All 5 Senses
photo by Josh (flickr creative commons https://flic.kr/p/a9tYrB) According to city spokesperson Wolf Barker, the City of Boulder Open Space and Mountain Parks department will expand the current dogs-on-open-space regulations (known as the Voice [...]
Boulder Cat Shows Poor Judgment
photo by will (flickr creative commons https://flic.kr/p/oWVjc) A Boulder woman was spotted climbing a ladder on Saturday to rescue her cat, Muffin, from a branch in an ash sapling. According to the woman, who declined to give her name, her cat [...]
Remember These Guys?
Second homeless couple Remember this couple, the second homeless? They were the subject of one of our favorite April Fool's posts sent in by a Blue Line reader. Help us continue our April Fool's tradition and win a gift card for a cup of coffee [...]
We Think You Might Be Funny!
It’s a contest! In most years, for April Fool's Day, the Blue Line editors get foolish and post silly stuff about Boulder. Sort of a Boulder version of the Onion (the Bunion!). Write a winning article for the Blue Line’s April Fool's [...]
