{"id":4282,"date":"2010-12-05T17:14:19","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T00:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/?p=4282"},"modified":"2010-12-05T17:16:15","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T00:16:15","slug":"silly-walks-dept-unsecured-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/?p=4282","title":{"rendered":"Silly Walks Dept. | Unsecured Trash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/ministry-of-silly-walks.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-4024\" title=\"ministry of silly walks\" src=\"http:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/ministry-of-silly-walks-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/ministry-of-silly-walks-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/ministry-of-silly-walks-50x50.jpg 50w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>No trash may be put out before Sunday evening. Any trash not in a  secured trash container or trash dispersed by animals may be picked up  by MPOA employees and owner may be billed for cost. Bear proof trash  cans have been provided at Hopkins Park and the MPOA pool located on  Peak Drive for overflow or early check-out trash.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<h5><strong>From:<\/strong> David Thorne<br \/>\n<strong>Date:<\/strong> Thursday 7 October 2010 11.04am<br \/>\n<strong>To:<\/strong> mpoa@massanuttenvillage.com<br \/>\n<strong>Subject:<\/strong> Bears<\/p>\n<p>Dear Sir and\/or Madam,I have  received a request for seventy-five of my dollars for putting my trash  out for collection without securing it inside a bear-proof container.  Due to a series of events the night before, I forgot to put my trash out  and had to run it out the next morning after hearing the collection  truck approach.<\/h5>\n<h5>As regulations govern only actions  within certain defined limits and thereby justify all similar actions  that lie outside those limits, I request that my offence is changed from  &#8216;unsecured trash&#8217; to  &#8216;secured trash barring the possibility of bears  formulating a strategy in which to take advantage of the few minutes  between deposit and collection.&#8217;<br \/>\nRegards, David.<\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Read the entire record of correspondence at 27b\/6: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.27bslash6.com\/trash.html\" target=\"_self\">Unsecured Trash<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No trash may be put out before Sunday evening. Any trash not in a secured trash container or trash dispersed by animals may be picked up by MPOA employees and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":4024,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72],"tags":[225],"class_list":["post-4282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-more-articles","tag-silly-walks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/24"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4282"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4297,"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4282\/revisions\/4297"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.boulderblueline.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}