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Study Shows Reality Decreasing Surrounding Boulder’s 25 Square Miles


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Another yoga studio opens in Louisville

A recent study indicates that the amount of reality surrounding the 25 square miles of Boulder has declined significantly over the last two decades.  Harvard researchers who conducted the study pointed to the growing presence of yoga studios in Louisville, trendy coffeeshops in Lafayette, brewpubs in Longmont, and the entire town of Lyons as key factors in the loss of surrounding reality.  “Fort Collins has suffered a precipitous decline in reality lately,” said lead author Nicole DuPree.  “Anymore, you don’t find a solid zone of reality until you hit the Wyoming line.”

The researchers failed to confirm claims of an isolated region of reality within the Village Coffee Shop.


Editor’s note: This post originally appeared in the April Fools Edition of the Blue Line (4/1/2011).


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